Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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