so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.