Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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