We need to rekindle our bromance
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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