so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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