I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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