I seem to have left my pride at pride
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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