I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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