worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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