I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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