youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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