it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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