Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just want to make out with him forever
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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