do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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