& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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