Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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