you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Michael Bay diarrhea
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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