I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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