Betty ford says i'm here all night
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
cat food counts as protein by the way
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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