I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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