Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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