all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize