I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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