she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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