I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Someone came in the potted fern
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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