Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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