my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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