My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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