im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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