Welp...herpes.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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