we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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