We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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