ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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