That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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