yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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