He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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