okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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