check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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