I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i think i have two assholes
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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