Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Everclear isn't food dammit
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