shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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