speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Of course I have a pirate flag
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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