Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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