If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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