Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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