Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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