And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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