I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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