whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
you made out with another girl for some wings
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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