I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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