Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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