doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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