Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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