Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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