honey bunches of taint.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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